Archive for November, 2006

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily
chores.

You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter
of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed
last night.

You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot
tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living,
Fool, you are mine.

Remember, you and I have been going steady for
years. and I still
don’t love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you,
because I hate God.

I am only using you to get even with God. He
kicked me out of
heaven, and I’m going to use you as long as
possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has
great plans in store for
you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I’m
going to make your
life a living hell. That way, we’ll be together twice.
This will
really hurt God. Thanks to you, I’m really showing
Him who’s boss in
your life with all of the good times we’ve had. We
have been:

watching dirty movies,

cursing people out,

stealing,

lying,

being hypocritical,

fornicating,

overeating,

telling dirty jokes,

gossiping,

being judgmental,

back stabbing people,

disrespecting adults,

and those in leadership positions,

no respect for the Church,

bad attitudes.

SURELY you don’t want to give all this up. Come
on, Fool, let’s burn
together forever. I’ve got some hot plans for us.
This is just a
letter of appreciation from me to you. I’d like to
say "THANKS" for
letting me use you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are
tempted to sin,
you give in. HA HA HA! You make me sick. Sin is
beginning to take
it’s toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and
now, I need new
blood. So go ahead and teach some children how
to sin.

All you have to do is… smoke, get drunk or drink
while under-aged,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as
selfish as
possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they
will do it too.
Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back
in a couple
of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart,
you would run
somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God
with what little bit of
life that you have left. It’s not my nature to warn
anyone, but to be
your age and still sinning, it’s becoming a bit
ridiculous. Don’t get
me wrong, I still hate you.

IT’S JUST THAT YOU’D MAKE A BETTER FOOL
FOR CHRIST.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE P.S.

P.S. If you really love me, you won’t share this
letter with Anyone

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Our Multi Profession God

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Have you ever deeply think about the statement above? As I can say, He’s the most creative Graphic Designer, the greatest Doctor, the coolest Music Composer, the funkiest DJ, most brilliant Movie Director, legendary Author, the smartest Programmer, the most intellectual Engineer, the funniest Comedian, and the most talented Artist, and the most detail Accountant.

It took me hours to stand before a good design and wondering how (so much) creative Jesus has been making a cool design so far. He never run-out of ideas. Can u imagine that? Have you ever think how creative Jesus has been? He’s been giving the coolest ideas (or award-winning design?) to the Graphic Designers around the world in every second.

He’s been solving the problems to every doctor in every hospital around the world, while composing the receipts, observing a new disease, or making a hard decision in the middle of the surgery.

Now, whoever be blessed by reading this article, take your time and thanks to God for He’s been helping you so far, solving your working problems and being your helpful Boss.

(Thanks, Lord Jesus for being my Boss so far. You’re my Coolest Art Director!)

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